What’s real and whats for sale

This doesn’t have medals.  Really, it doesn’t, one of the things that looks like medals says ‘great with sausages’.  Probably is.  I didn’t have sausages.  I take it back, probably isn’t, as it isn’t probably great with anything.

This was bad.  This was called Remember Me.  I will remember you, I will remember you for being bad.

3 out of 5 memories for momento