I am going to be honest. I love wine. I love French wine. However I know almost nothing about the country. I have been there twice. Once on the way to Morocco, once on the way back.
A quick rundown on my time in Paris. Metro is unfriendly, coffee average, crepes overrated. I had to run from some homeless people after me in Notre Dame, got into a fight with some Romani by Parliament and almost missed my flight out of the country (Charles de Gaulle is a big airport).
I speak none of the language, and so I cannot read this. I think it means ‘good table wine from bordeaux from a collection of big vineyards’. Feel free to correct me here
3 out of 5 Frogs* for Frenchyness.
*Frogs may be considered a racist term. If so can I mention I like this song? That makes it okay, right?