You’re the real thing, even better than the real thing

Deutz.  From NZ.  I have had fake champagne before from champagne houses, including this one and always been slightly underwhelmed.

This wine is solid.  Rock solid.  Rock Steady Crew solid.

The Aussie Moet is weak, the NV Deutz is shallow.  This has everything you want from a vintage champ but for half the price.  It is ‘I can believe its not butter’ cheap for its quality.  I can’t believe I bought this from a dive of a liquor store in a surf town two days earlier.  As good as the bolly.

Buy it, you won’t regret this one.  I double dare you.

3 out of 5 fake plastic trees for radiohead