This may not be full of brilliance, however it wears it’s bull proudly on the outside.

Not gonna lie, the little plastic bull tag is why I bought this.

A deep dark red.  It reminds me a bit of when you make a coffee in a press using the same grounds that were used the night before, so you stir it all up first, then press it and smaller bits of the coffee go through the filter.  That sounds worse than it was.

This was the third bottle for the day, the other two are here and here.  Life was happier at the beginning of this bottle, rather than towards the end when I realised I had to go to work the next day.

Red.  Okay.  Drunk

3 out of 5 words for wordiness