You mean fortune cookies?
The wine men of Gotham. Coming in at around ten-and-a-half a bottle.
Better than a rattlesnake down your trousers or a blue tongue on your dangly bits*. Mainly cause it is a medium sized aussie cab say which contains 12 or so percent in alcohol. This isn’t called drunk august for nothing.
3 out of 5 lizards for scaliness
*To clarify, I have never had a blue tongue on my dangly bits, however here’s a still from a video I did of one on a lizard. Not on my dangly bits.
Oooh, so blue