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The wine men of Gotham.  Coming in at around ten-and-a-half a bottle.

Better than a rattlesnake down your trousers or a blue tongue on your dangly bits*.   Mainly cause it is a medium sized aussie cab say which contains 12 or so percent in alcohol.  This isn’t called drunk august for nothing.

3 out of 5 lizards for scaliness

*To clarify, I have never had a blue tongue on my dangly bits, however here’s a still from a video I did of one on a lizard. Not on my dangly bits.

Oooh, so blue