Can it?

SQM.

I remember when I was a kid walking across a park to school.  Every year there were a bunch of nesting magpies up in some pine trees that would come and give bomb the kids as they went past.  They cause some minor injuries and some outrageous stories.

This caused neither.  Solidly great bubbles.  No injuries sustained.

3 out of 5 birds for dive bombiness.