And I am not sure about the universe.

Attributed to Albert Einstein, but probably Martin Luther King or Aristotle or someone.

Hihi, Gizzy, Fizzy.

For those of you outside of this end of the world, Gizzy is also known as Gisborne.  It is the home of a cannery, unemployment and a bunch of vineyards.  It is sunny approximately heaps of the year, and has great beaches.

I think the makers of this one spent their time on the label then said “screw this shit lets go to the beach”.

Nice label.

Pity about the wine.

Comes with a crown cap so you can feel like a man when you pop it.  Extra points for this.

3 out of 5 deadbeat dads for disappointment